What a man invented?

Maybe a man didn't but I think he did. Invented my linoleum with little tiny divots in the darn stuff. I am sure it was hip and fashionable twenty years ago. But NO woman in her right mind would come up with this idea. Do you know what gets the dirt out? A toothbrush, it worked well but took forever. I was never able to complete the entire floor. So I thought bigger toothbrush. I bought a mop with a big scrub brush attached. Guess what it worked but not as well as the toothbrush. Oh I know complain and whine. Thanks I do. I just use my Swiffer and pretend that my linoleum is supposed to have dark spots mixed in. Like Marbling.